Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Adjustments

It's been a little tough making adjustments to a new work location, as well as a new gym.

My whole routine has been thrown for a loop and I'm not handling it to well at times. Okay, no one wants to see a nude senior citizen and I had forgotten about things like that.

But now, I'm getting peeved about several small things:

  • Why can't the guys I work with hit the urinal that is stationary on the wall? This thing isn't moving(although that would be a cool game), so why am I squatting like a Sumo wrestler to avoid standing in their waste?
  • Why does an Office Manager have to send out an email about courtesy flushes???? Ewwwwwwww
  • Stop eating everything out of the vending machine, just because it's free.
  • Where's the damn heat in this building???
  • H1N1, here I come (thanks next desk neighbor)
Okay, time to go up to the track and get pissed about something up there.

Signed

Bad Attitude

7 comments:

Lily on the Road said...

Oh boy Ken, all legitimate complaints or references

politically correct...or not tell your cubicle gopher to go home!

o2bhiking said...

I wonder the same thing about the urinals. Hate to see how they steer a car if their accuracy is that poor.

Mel-2nd Chances said...

things out of the vending machine are free?! sorry, i know that wasn't the point of your post. Good luck.

Marlene said...

Sorry to hear you're having a rough time.... and EW to the bathroom situation!

Coach Liz said...

Ewww!!! Yucky!!!

You should make a little sign for above the urinal. "This is the office, not the bar running Happy Hour. Your aim should be better."

If things don't improve you can deduce that everyone is showing up to work drunk.

B.o.B. said...

Well hello Grumpy Pants. Sheesh! (Although, I think those are all valid points.)

Hope no one got hurt on your way to the track. LOL!

Libbie said...

Wow...can you work from home?

 
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