Monday, January 9, 2012

I want to be a Smoker......

That's right, I'm thinking of taking up smoking!

Here are a few reasons:
  • Smokers never complain about the weather when they go outside to light up their cigarettes!
  • They get an additional break away from their desk!
  • They get up an walk an un-Godly distance to the 'smoking places' outside.
  • They expand their network of friends with other smokers and talk about all of us non-smokers!
  • They don't worry about gaining weight!
  • They always have the means to start a fire(the pyro in me)!
Hey, I'm sure all of you know Beyonce gave birth to a baby girl that must  have been blue when she came out!

We had a great team training run this weekend but one of the participants almost had an anxiety attack. That was a first for me to deal with......

We are still enjoying some fantastic January weather, so I guess 2012 might bring about the end of the world.....

Peace



5 comments:

run4may said...

same about dog owners. they get out and walk and i guess they may complain about the cold. They get to meet other dog owners walking their dogs. I wish I had a dog. Someday. Thanks for the comment. Glad to know people are still reading.

Marlene said...

The smoking crowd at works drives me bonkers... always going outside to smoke (and gossip), they come in stinking like a stale ashtray...

Detroit Runner(Jeff) said...

At least you'll have an excuse to be at the back of the pack when out running then. Ohhhhh. You walked right into that one. :)

Anne said...

I read about that baby's name. Honestly, these celebrity parents need to stop committing sins on their children. I guess, though, their kids will never be normal anyway.

Joanna said...

Yeah, I don't know what's up with naming a kid Blue. I'm glad it makes them happy though. And dude, you see the creepiest people at the track. Stay safe man!

 
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