1) Sandy and I went to run a really small race that benefits a local community college's track team. We've run it the last few years and enjoy doing a mid-week race. I always enjoy signing up as Brett Farve. Have you ever signed up as someone else or in an erroneous age group? The really funny part was I didn't cross the finish line so the race organizer was yelling out if anyone had seen Brett Farve........ Why didn't I use Ben Dover?????
2) I know a lot of women enjoy 'chicking' us guys at the finish lines of races and I can relate. At yesterday's race there were more teenaged kids than us old farts. So I had the opportunity to 'old fart' a few of them.
3) Why is it okay to fart when you're running with a group of friends but not to do it in a non-running public venue? Is it okay to fart in the restroom? Just asking...............
Peace.......
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3 months ago
6 comments:
Lol! Ken you are too funny. And also farty. :) Way to get those young punks!
I prefer to think of it as "old folksing" them. Which I especially like to do to 9 yr olds. Does that make me a bad person?
You should've used Seymour Buts.
i totally got "farted" at my first tri. an 87 year old woman passed me in the chute. what a badass!
isn't it proper to excuse yourself to the bathroom to let one rip? i mean, if not there, where?
"old farting" - I like that.
I've never signed up as someone else - what if I PR?? ;)
And I thought ordering a cup of coffee under a different name was bold.
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