Thursday, August 11, 2011

TTT

1) Sandy and I went to run a really small race that benefits a local community college's track team. We've run it the last few years and enjoy doing a mid-week race. I always enjoy signing up as Brett Farve. Have you ever signed up as someone else or in an erroneous age group? The really funny part was I didn't cross the finish line so the race organizer was yelling out if anyone had seen Brett Farve........ Why didn't I use Ben Dover?????

2) I know a lot of women enjoy 'chicking' us guys at the finish lines of races and I can relate. At yesterday's race there were more teenaged kids than us old farts. So I had the opportunity to 'old fart' a few of them.

3) Why is it okay to fart when you're running with a group of friends but not to do it in a non-running public venue? Is it okay to fart in the restroom? Just asking...............


Peace.......

6 comments:

B.o.B. said...

Lol! Ken you are too funny. And also farty. :) Way to get those young punks!

Lisa said...

I prefer to think of it as "old folksing" them. Which I especially like to do to 9 yr olds. Does that make me a bad person?

Run Jess Run said...

You should've used Seymour Buts.

TutuRunner said...

i totally got "farted" at my first tri. an 87 year old woman passed me in the chute. what a badass!

isn't it proper to excuse yourself to the bathroom to let one rip? i mean, if not there, where?

Marlene said...

"old farting" - I like that.

I've never signed up as someone else - what if I PR?? ;)

Joanna said...

And I thought ordering a cup of coffee under a different name was bold.

 
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