Since there aren't any signs posted, why can't we run through the halls at work????
Why are we so friendly and acknowledging when we're running but not during the remainder of the time?
Why did it take me so long to get a smartphone???
Why do the calories find secret spots to hide on me???
Why am I still limping when I don't have any knee pain?
When will I be able to run an entire lap around the track???????????